Smiling to improve face value

Back in my undergrad days ( my third year if i remember right) - I was the event coordinator for JAM - Just A Minute; one of the most popular events at the college culs. And when other local culs came up, i would be there to reel off gibberish on stage and hope to win a prize for it. And some of the topics I came across were amusing to say the least and some just redefined whats pjs could be. Here is a mixed bag of some of them:-

• Railway reservation is berth control.
• If you are quizzical after a quiz, what are you after a test?
• A girl with a good geography as a bad history.
• Sex is a misdemeanor - the more i miss, the meaner i get.
• Benarasis are betel nut fans - no paaan intended.
• A man was sitting on a park bench feeling happy. After some time Happy got up and walked away.
• Skirts in women's tennis : A rising phenomenon!
• If electricity comes from electrons, where does morality come from?
• If coconut oil comes from coconuts, where does baby oil come from?

JAMming in college days was great fun - i was able to leverage my core competency of talking crap in diverse work environments by building long term capability through synergistic relations with similar individuals. As you can see, I have an MBA to boot with my B.Tech degree !! More later !