Under the weather

I am still a little under the weather. Freaking cold is getting on my nerves. Just like how a nervous breakdown gets on your nerves. Very unnerving. Should be returning to work on Friday. And use the weekend to get better.

I love bowling. Not with a cricket ball but the big fat round ones which you throw and hope that some pins at the other end fall down in sheer fright of seeing a big round ball rushing straight at them. My max score has been 231 scored at Fun Square, Lokhandwalla, Andheri west- the scorecard read something like this

X * X * X * X * X * 9- * 9- * X * X * X5/ . Thats a really good scorecard i must say!

Do any of you suffer from an extreme attack of Powerpointophilia mentalpsychosis? Version 2005? If you do, can you please suggest what the cure is? I have tried dropping my laptop in the Mountain of Fire at Mordor - but the bloody thing takes only Rings and rejected the laptop. Tried bribing Sauron but the dude doesnt accept Mastercard. So i am in soup. Sweet and Corn Vegetable. I am practically Dell-irious. I am delling you like it is. India's capital is Delli. Hey this entire para, i have seen this before, it rings a dell.

If you closely Monitor my situation, you will find that i am just key-bored.

When the cows come home

Yesterday when the door bell rang, i really didnt expect to find two milch cows standing in bated breath for me to open the door. So the cows did come home. Finally. Nothing much happened after that - the cows had a sutta and a whisky and went to graze on the fields nearby.

Yesterday night, i shifted my house. A net displacement of 600m. My army of friends were there to help me do the move. Meesuu ... Shacker .... Gymbee ... Jappo were all there to help me (licking my lips) "make my move!!".

I had a fight with both my girlfriends last week. And their boyfriends. And one dog. It climbed a really old guava tree. I really didnt know which had the worse bark - the tree or the dog. Hehe. This is where you gleefully smile and feel better that idiots like me continue to walk on the face of the earth. Actually walking all over the entire anatomy of the earth.

I believe that the Andheri Police have nabbed a Killer bee on the loose in a sting operation. Hehe once again.

Except for the shifting of the house bit, everything else is pretty much crap. And i love it.